Pedestrian affirmations:
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU
GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU
CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION
me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider
“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now
guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee
I wanna join the irl gay sex fandom
This is what growing up in the 2000s was like
once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away