Red [ He / They ]

once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

Pedestrian affirmations:


YOU ARE INVINCIBLE


AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU


GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU


CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

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me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee

I wanna join the irl gay sex fandom

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This is what growing up in the 2000s was like